Some of my scripts and parody lyrics

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Some of my scripts and parody lyrics

Postby Shish-kabob-Forrest » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:04 pm

Vlad, here are a list of some of the parody scripts I had worked on (some were completed, others were not) though none of the scripts exist anymore as they have been destroyed over years of turbulence. I also have below it some parody songs. They too have disappeared but I luckily remember them by heart.

Scripts:
* Vassili Zaitsev VS the LAPD (Enemy at the Gates theme)
* Vassili Zaitsev VS the Maryland Snipers
* Mad Boys (Cops parody)
* Hits of the Old Testament (religious music infomercial parody)
* Santa Clause CB (a funny but legitimate commercial I planned to try to sell to Radio Shock but never got around to it)
* Redneck Silence (parody of Dead Silence)

Music Parodies:

Here is one of my parodies (my latest)

Play the following music video in a separate window while readong so you can see how it fits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8giTjtNX3qk

Eating Meat (Parody of Boys to Mens: On Bended Knee)

Parmesan on my big steak covered in A-1 sauce. Man it's driving me insane. Oh I know I just need ten more bucks to get my favorite food. If you give it to me, I'll guarantee out shopping we will go.

Can we go back to the place that makes good roast. Can we forget all about those eggs and toast. Can you honey join me as we get real fat the way we use to eat. Oh, man give me some venison. I'm down for eating meat.........I'll never starve again......as long as I'm eating meat.......I'm down for eating meat.

So many nights I dream of moose sitting on my dinner plate and down my throat it goes. And I open up my eyes to make it reality. Every moment without moose seams like eternity. I'm begging you, I'm begging you. Lets go get some to eat.

Can we grocery shop out in the woods for more. Can we fill our refrigerator up with pork. Can you honey join me as we get real fat the way we use to eat. KFC makes good chicken. Lets go get some to eat.......Lets go get some chicken......I'll never stop eating meat.......I'm down for eating meat.

BABY....BEEF'S FOR DINNER. LET'S MAKE A SHISH-KABOB RUN. PLEASE COME BACK HOME QUICK. I KNOW YOU WANA HAVE SOME WITH ME. I'M SORRY I GOT STARTED MYSELF. PLEASE FINISH WITH ME........My jucy steak seams so lean. I'm not a real good cook. The blame is on me. I wana new steak that's been cooked up by you. Make sure your hands clean. Wash them all up with soap. You've gota believe that you're a good cook. If you cook it for me I'll show you more love. Don't let the skillet burn. Turn it real low. I'm down on my knees. Begging you please.

Can we go back to the grocery store for more. Can we go out hunting for some wild boar. Can you honey join me as we get real fat the way we use to eat. The deli has some salmon......lets go get some...go get some...

Can you show me all the best deals at the store. Can you show me how a perfect roast is cooked. (with Parmesan cheese) Oh, no I think I'm going to have a heart attack..honey help me please. The doctor says I'm obese and it's going to kill me.....I'll never hoard again......I think I'm done eating meat....no more...meat....please.
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Postby Vlad » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:18 pm

Yo..Shish....How many hits from DC did you get so far??
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Postby Shish-kabob-Forrest » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:09 pm

I have not yet had the time to look in to something that will track where the hits come from but they have doubled in the last 24 hours.
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