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Math teacher arrested

Postby Vlad » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:53 pm

From Dracula's Castle news room gossip:

"Math Teacher Arrested

At New York's Kennedy airport yesterday, an individual
later discovered to be
a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board
a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a T-square, a
slide rule, and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General
A Gonzalez said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra
movement. The FBI
is charging him with carrying weapons of math
instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They
desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off
on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names
like 'x' and 'y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have
determined they belong to
a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to
say, 'There are 3
sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bash
said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction,
He would have given
us more fingers and toes".
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Ha ha ha...

Postby Dark Witch » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:26 am

:D
Nice...
Well-researched-post, Vlad!
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Re: Ha ha ha...

Postby Vlad » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:47 am

Dark Witch wrote::D
Nice...
Well-researched-post, Vlad!


Oh.YEAH??
Why don't you come up with some of your own??
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Chill out!

Postby Dark Witch » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:42 am

I liked your post, that's why I laughed and that's why I said it's well-researched. For fun... :D
I always enjoy reading your posts because you use a variety of topics. Funny, weird, serious bla bla bla.
By the way, how about checking your pm?
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