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Thought you should know

Postby webmaster » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:49 am

Thought you should know:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just
good old-fashioned "stiff drinks." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of "MOUNT & DO."
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