Vampire Jokes

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Vampire Jokes

Postby Shish-kabob-Forrest » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:35 pm

A few vampire jokes (some stupid.

Q. do you know what the difference between lawyers and vampires is?

A. Vampires only sunk blood at night.

Q. Do you know how a steak in the heart kills fat vampires?

A. It clogs their arteries.

Q. Do you know what fruit is most popular among vampires?

A. Nectarines

Q. Do you know why Vampires never attack Scott's?

A. Because they don't have enough blood in their alcohol systems.
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Good one..:-)

Postby Vlad » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:26 am

Way to go.....:-)) Keep em busy...
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Postby AlRam » Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:59 am

just a short and bad one jeje....

There was a vampire getting a girl used tampax inside a cup of hot water, and his best friend was like...

*hey dude, what u doing?!

**Nothing...just preparing myself a cup of tea!

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